Ava Grace's Closet: Conversations with The Kid

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Conversations with The Kid

It's funny.
Julian is not a big talker outside of home. But get him in the car, alone, and our conversations always go something like this:

J: Wow! Mom! Mom! Is that the eiffel tower? 
Me: Julian, how could that be the eiffel tower?
J: I thought it was. It looked like it. Is it?
Me: It might be, IF WE WERE IN FRANCE!

J: Mom, don't turn on the radio.
Me: I didn't.
J: Good. 'cuz of my ear.
Me: I won't.
J: Good. And don't do this {makes blowing motion} into it either.
Me: Now, why would I do that?
J: I don't know, because you're STOOOOPID.
(Note: I have forgiven him as he is fighting an ear infection)

J: Mom, you know what we saw at Walgreen's?
Me: No. What?
J: 5 hour energy.
Me: What is that?
J: It's a drink and it gives you 5 hours of energy. I want that for Christmas.

J: The doctor said "no beach".
Me: Did he really say that or do you just not want to go to the beach?
J: He really said that. If you go to the beach with an ear infection and sand goes in it, you turn into SANDMAN! 
You can't make this stuff up I tell ya.
You just can't.

17 comments :

  1. LOL.... Sandman! explain that to customs...lol... sounds like the days continue to be fun filled!! Isabella's hair looks great!!! xo C. (HHL)

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  2. I was just laughing this morning over all the funny questions my son asks of me. He's only three, so I've got years ahead of me with this - it cracks me up.:)

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  3. Oh my, you completely cracked me up :) I love these little stories, you definitely can't invent it :) He sounds like such a fun kid!

    xx Ivana
    Macarons and Pearls

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  4. ha ha! Oh the joys! So much to look forward to with my boys!

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  5. haha ... boys! funny stories!

    Jude is he same way in fact when my husband and I have a story to tell each other about what he said we always start out with you never guess " what the boy did."

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  6. That is so cute. I remember having conversations like that with my oldest. I miss those days.

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  7. Dearest Susan,

    Sounds like Julian will be soon okay! They are so funny about making up those great stories.
    Can't but LOVE them.
    Enjoy your time.
    Love,
    Mariette

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  8. susan, seriously... j is too funny! :0 sorry about the ear infection thing though! ;( boo! funny the things they say, right?!
    miss you... but summer has been flying by and we are having so much fun!!!
    take care,
    s

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  9. oh! isabella is so beautiful!!! (okay, as always really... but really, she is so gorgeous!) takes after momma!!!! ;)

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  10. That is awesome" can't wait to see what kind of conversations I'll have with my son. We already have some intense ones at 4 yrs old, lol!

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  11. I don't want the 5 hour energy for Christmas...I want it every day! LOL!

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  12. Okay, that's just funny! Love it. -Renee

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  13. I dread the moment I am gonna have children, I don´t think I am gonna know any answers to their questions, haha!

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