May or May Not

One of my favorite bloggy friends often posts these {see here + here} and I've always thought they were great.

I call this one the "we just arrived in South Florida edition" or "we don't get out much".

I may or may not have been coached repeatedly on how to say "pink frosted sprinkled donut" while in line at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru on day one. You know, because if you say "pink frosted SPRINKLE donut" by accident, they will only put A SINGLE sprinkle on it. 
This may or may not make perfect sense to an eleven year old boy who may or may not be my son. 

It may or may not have rained every.single.day since we arrived. It also may or may not be 40 degrees in Toronto but I digress.

I may or may not have tried Dr. Pepper for the very first time. Also on the recommendation of the girl who inspired this post. 
Yes, of course we're addicted.

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I may or may not have had THE biggest bug in the world in my hair while I was driving home from the mall the other day. Ava may have told me about it from the backseat. And Julian may have refused to get it out even when I was thrashing around like a crazy woman. 
It may or may not have been red. And had wings. 

And once we got rid of it, we may or may not have rolled over it with our car. Twice. 

I may or may not be unable to stop shopping for Ava. 
OK, I can't. 

We may or may not have driven almost 10 miles with a lizard on our car window. Other drivers may or may not have been pointing at us and laughing. 
And then, it may or may not have flew off on the highway after not being able to hang on anymore.

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I may or may not see a trend with things of the creepy crawly variety happening.
Anything you may or may not be up to on this Monday?